Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Valentine Vocabulary

Please post your obsessive, vocabulary-filled letters here.

28 comments:

  1. Dear My True Love,
    This letter will evince to you my love. I noticed you got in an altercation yesterday. If you don't write me back I will incarcerate you. I exhort you to do this for your own good. I'm not trying to be mean or scary I am just in deep love. My incisive love for you is like Romeo and Juliet's love for one another. This is very pertinent with how I feel about you. Even if it is dark and gray with my love the hue of that darkness will disappear. We would always be happy together. That is not hyperbole. With out me you will be implacable because I am your true love. I hope this galvanizes you into calling me right away.
    Love,
    Beau

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  2. Dear John,

    I regret our altercation. I knew I truly upset you when your face turned a hue of red!My audacity was out of line and I didn't and I shouldn't have said the things I did. Your lexicon is so amazing I am amazed by your intelligence. This argument has turned into a huge hyperbole. I evince my love for you often and you should know I still care about you! I would rather be incarcerated than lose you. I exhort you to look into your heart and forgive me. But recently whatever I do or say to you, you are implacable. Your concerns about our relationship are pertinent to me and I want to hear them. Once you decide to forgive me would love sanction to enter you life again! Call me ! :)

    Mallory

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  3. Dear my incisive love,
    Whenever I think of you I turn a bright hue. Whenever I see you I galvanize and my heart skips a beat. I want to exhort you, but I haven't had a chance to talk to you yet. It is pertinent for us to be together. If any other girl looks at you I will have the audacity to make her life ominous. I hope that you will give me the sanction to be with you. I evince my feelings for you all the time but you don't seem to get the hint. Sometimes I wish I could incarcerate you and have you all too myself. But I know thats not possible or legal.

    Love,
    Your secret admirer

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  4. My dear lover,

    I hope that an altercation between you and your girlfriend does not come from this letter to you, but I just can not hold my love in anymore. Most people when they use the word love, use it as only a hyperbole, but I want you to know that my love for you is true. I have been watching you for quite some time and think that you are absolutely the most adorable stud muffin I have ever seen. I may sound incisive, but it is what my heart feels. This letter seemed like the most expedient way to express my feelings. This may sound like general love letter lexicon, but your face fills my dreams. Your voice fills my head. The hue of your hair is like the beautiful color of mud. Although we've never really spoken, I feel like I know you. I hope that it will exhort you to let out your true feelings for me as well because it took a lot of audacity to tell you these things. I would appreciate you being galvanized to open your eyes and looks for me next time you go to sleep. I am not an ominous person I promise so do not be frightened to respond. I am very willing to evince my love for you, so whatever you want I will give.

    Love,
    Karly

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  5. Dear True Love,
    Because of our bad altercation last week, I want to evince my love to you. Whenever I am with you, you incarcerate me in love. I hope this is an incisive letter to your heart. I don't mean to exhort you with my love but I cant help it. I feel like you are an implacable woman but I just ask the you give me a chance. I wish I had some type of lexicon to explain my love to you but I don't. This letter is not a hyperbole, but it is the truth. You have the beautiful hue of skin color. I hope you give me the sanction to write this letter.

    Love,
    Your secret admirer

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  6. Dear anonymous person who I randomly stalk,
    I am so happy to know that an altercation will never occur among us. Every time I look into your eyes I see the hue of deep hazel that evinces me of your creeper nature. I don't withhold the audacity within me to get mad at you because of your exhorting words that make me feel so great inside. I feel like every time we talk it is expedient because it makes me fall further in love with you. I would be incarcerated for you. Others might think our love is a hyperbole, but you and me both know deep down that it isn't an exaggeration at all. I am so happy that even your father gave us sanction to be together, and now we can be creepy stalker lovers who never talk about anything pertinent because we are stuck in our own little dream world.
    Love,
    your stalker

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  7. Dear secret lover,
    Whenever I see you I turn a red hue! I feel like my audacity scares you at times because you are galvanized when I appear at your window. I evince my affection for you every day but no matter what I do you are implacable! You seem ominous whenever I am around. When you told me you hated me incisvely it hurt. Those harsh words made me feel as if I were incarcerated even though you thought it would expedient the love I have for you and you exhort me when you say hi or even look my way.

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  8. When I tell you I never truly leave you it is not just hyperbole. Whenever I see you but you don't know that I see you and you almost see me hiding in your tree across your room my heart galvanizes. When you look out the window at your tree with an ominous look I wish I could have your sanction to stair at you at all of hours of the day and night. When you sleep your skin turns to a different hue of a creamy hazelnut. I could evince my love for you if you just gave me the chance I know I could make it worth while. I don't mean to display audacity by my actions towards you. I could tell you were becoming implacable with your suspicions of me. I wish I could exhort you to make an incisive decision as soon as possible. If you are looking for me I am in the tree outside your window watching you reed this very letter.

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  9. Dear Person I Am Writing This For,

    I have been in a constant altercation with myself over whether or not to write you this letter to evince you of my love for you. The audacity of writing such a letter seems bring up controversy on the subject. And with that, I feel it necessary to exhort to you in a incarcerated manor how the hue of green in your eyes seems incisive to me and cuts me to the core but no matter how many pertinent compliments I give you, you remain implacable.

    Yup.
    Dana

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  11. If you evince these past days you will probably think I'm crazy. I had an altercation with your manager about keeping my distance. But the hue of your blue eyes hypnotize me. I didnt' mean to galvanize you. I just wanted your autograph. No matter what you do my love for you will be implacable. But then you said an incisive comment that made me think you weren't the right person for me. You are an ominous person to me now and needs sanction to do things.

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  12. Dear Love,

    I promise I will exhort you with kind words. I will never discourage you. You are very incisive and I know you mean everything you say. This isn't pertinent but I just love you so much but I just feel as if you are implacable. You have incarcerated my heart and will keep it forever. I believe my request is very expedient and not too much to ask. Please love me. You have evinced to me that you don't me but I still ask your sanction to love you. In our altercation the other day you were very ominous. Please love me.

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  13. Hello,
    Your beauty is unlike any hue of this world. My needs are implacable without you. There are not enough words in a lexicon of the pertinent matter to describe you. I know this might sound hyperbole but its true and I don't have the audacity to approach you. And if you do not accept this I will be forced to incarcerate you. I hoped this act of exhort has evinced you with your decision.
    Love,
    Christian

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  14. Hey you,
    I would like to evince my love for you through this letter, however, no one word, or even words, could describe it. And I could give you a hyperbole of what I feel about you, but then you may not believe me. Then I thought of giving you a lexicon of just words and meanings that describe how I feel about you, but it would be better to tell you myself without audacity but rather to exhort my pertinent feelings about you personally. Please don't feel like I am being incisive, would you rather have me lie to you, or would you like my honesty? I believe that anyone would enjoy someone being honest with them. The other day, when we got in an altercation, I couldn't help but think that even though you were being ominous you made me want to galvanize in order to fix what I did wrong because in everything I do, I would like to please you. Because even the thought of being separated from you would feel like incarceration. Sometimes, though, I feel as though I am implacable in everything I say and do around you. I don't feel like I could ever satisfy you. So I am going to be expedient and let you go. And even though I love you, I care more for you that I want you to be happy. So I will no longer be talking to you unless you give me sanction. And even then, I will still let you go. I am praying that you find a girl that you love, a girl you think is beautiful and has the perfect hue, a girl who can lift you up. And only come back to me for my friendship.

    ~Morgan Ilg

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  15. Dear Lover,
    I noticed you got into altercation yesterday with Chris Youngblade. Did you two break up? I noticed that Chris is the type of kid that is ominous and ruins your great happy spirit. I was so happy to see that you had the audacity to stand up to that mean bully. You evinced to me that no matter the size of the person you can stand up for yourself! Thats so awesome Beau! Chris is an implacable man who never seems happy, you should come to me. I would be the type of person to exhort you and encourage to be the amazing person you really are! If you came to me we could incarcerate Chris and never see him again, it could be just you and me. I would never make those incisive comments that Chris does to bring down your beautiful soul. If I was your soul mate, I'd provide an expedient advantage to your life making you more successful. There is a lexicon dictionary of love words that you could use to say to me on February 14th 2010. See you then hot stuff!!

    Your Lover,
    ????? ;)

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  16. Dear love
    To evince my love for you I decided to write this letter of love. Even though you have an audacity towards me, I still wanted to express my love for you. No matter what I say to you I cant make my love implacable to you. I still want to exhort you in to loving me. I am completely obsessed with you and you don't love me back. You always give me incisive comments after I say I love you but I will never stop for as long as I live.
    Brian Waugh

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  17. Dear Lover,
    I hope you got my hue roses I got you. I wanted to make up for the altercation we got into in which I acted with audacity. The purpose of this letter is evince my love for you. With your sanction I would like to go out to dinner with you tonight. I would like to galvanize into a different conversation however, you act like our love is ominous. With this action you incarcerate my heart. It is not a hyperbole to say I love you so much it hurts. My love for you is implacable.

    Sincerely,
    Andrew

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  18. Dana
    I can still member that hue of red on your face from our altercation. I now have this ominous feeling that do to my audacity I can never evince how I wish to reconcile what we had. I feel as though you have my heart incarcerated, held under lock and key. And now I incisively exhort you to at least return my calls.... :/ kay bye

    Love <3
    dis guy

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  19. Dear Ella,

    I regret our altercation and the resulting restraining order, I know you understand the hue of my desire and its validity. Although my heart feels incarcerated while we're apart, I promise to write you everyday until the sanction against our love is abolished. When I think of the governors audacity... well the only reason I don't make him pay is the thought of your expedient return to my life. I received your last letter and its pertinence escapes me. It seems as though you are implacable. Your incisive words “I will never love anything about you, you creep!” show how much you love me. They exhort your true love by not acknowledging the materialistic base of others love.

    Sincerely,
    your true love

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  20. Dear Lovely Love,

    I want to start with an apology. I should not have declared my love to you in class the other day without your knowledge. I was very upset when we had an altercation after class. Your beautiful face turned a bright hue when you yelled at me, but I forgive you. I just felt that it would be the perfect moment to evince my love for you. You may not have noticed, but it was hard for me to, I was so nervous, but knew I had to go through with it. My best friend exhorted me to continue in order to let you know. And I was hopeful when my words seemed to galvanize you, but. I see that it may not have been in the way that I thought. Why can you not see that we are meant to be? You are the absolute perfect person, and it frightened me when you used that ominous tone with me. To think you had the audacity to tell me off was hurtful, but I love you too much to care. My profession of love was no hyperbole. Please believe me. When you ready, I'll be waiting.

    Love,
    Me

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  21. Dear Valentine

    I would like to evince my love for you face to face, but since the release of my restraining order I haven't been able see or talk to you, especially after our last altercation. The days without you has turned my world into a dark hue of gray, turning the sun into an ominous blur. Fortunately, for me, I have an expedient lexicon in my mind to illustrate my love for you. So lets galvanize into a pertinent love letter for Valentines day. Even though I don't have sanction to write this letter, but i have the audacity to reach out to you on this precious of precious days. This is not a hyperbole, it is my love.


    Love Alex

    P.S. I love you

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  22. I got into an altercation over our love! People thought they needed to sanction us. What a joke! They all thought it was a hyperbole, they obviously don't know what it is like to be in love with a stud like you ;-). I had the audacity to yell at them and stand up for you. They wanted me to evince our undying love. I really enjoyed our pertinent, and expedient conversation the other day. It was very incisive and after you hung up I was implacable. I hate to break it off this way but you were incarcerated and I just cannot be in love with someone like that. You have a dark hue about yourself, and that is clashing with my style.

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  23. After our altercation of a discussion I have been missing you blue hue eyes. They have been in my mind all day. I want to be a sanction for you and to be there for you. Our fight was just a hyperbole and we can work though this. I will come after your family if we don't get though this. I know this is a ominous threat but we are meant to be. Your lexicon mind is amazing and your galvanized personality is amazing. I know people say audacity things about us but the evince is too strong to ignore. I haven't been able to get ride of this grimace face I have had on since you left me. Just the formidable thought of us not being together scares me. My heart was incarcerated after you left and your incisive words hurt.

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  24. Dear Big Joe

    I know it has been hard after our last altercation, but I don't see how you have the audacity to call me anymore, after I was incarcerated. I can't forget the hue of the room on that ominous night. You used such hyperbole in your story, saying I wasn't sanctioned to exhort you with my vocabulary. I can't evince my love for you enough.

    XOXOXOXOXO

    Love J Rice

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  25. Dear my true love,
    I wanted to talk to you about our altercation we had yesterday. I completely take what I say back, I didn't even realize that I galvanized you with my yelling. I got sanction to write to you from the president. I do realize that I was being quite ominous towards you, but it was my anger talking. I can't believe you made the incisive decision to have my removed by security so quickly. I realize this is not pertinent, but you have beautiful eyes... I do realize that I exhorted that you should come over later towards the end of our conversation, but that is very unlikely. Is it?... The hyperbole that I laid out was a complete accident, you aren't as attractive as a donkey.

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  26. Dear Person,
    I am writing to you about the altercation between us the other day. The purpose of this letter is to discuss the pertinent ordeal we have failed to overcome. You are an ominous person and had no audacity to threaten me! I am implacable your needs and I have evinced my point and from this point on our relationship will not continue. This expedient proposal is final.

    Goodbye.
    Natalie Jones

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  27. Dear Megan Fox,

    I was astonished at my uncommon audacity to approach and speak to you in one exhorted breathe even though it did work in convincing you to go on a date with me. I'll try to use little lexicon in professing my love to you. Even though we sometimes get into some altercations about your occasional implacability, I believe it is still pertinent to tell you that you are my one and only sanction when writing this epistle. When your cheeks turn that certain hue that tells me an incisive remark is coming my way; I begin to feel incarcerated which gives you an expedient advantage over me. On this Valentine's Day, remember that you continue to galvanize me everyday and I will continue to evince my love for you.

    Love,
    Caseyyyy

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  28. To the Hercules that holds my heart, willingly or unwillingly.

    You have incarcerated my heart in chains of rejection. I exhort you, in the least incisive manor possible, to let me evince you that I am not audacious. I have sanctioned this letter of forgiveness and eternal love, to galvanize you into viewing me in a less repugnant hue. I assure you, my beloved, that I can and will break through your implacable exterior. No altercation or hyperbole of your disdain for me will deter my soul from colliding with your own. We are kindred spirits and destiny has outlined itself in the stars of your perfect eyes. Eventually, I will make you realize this.
    With all the passion that I posses, I remain yours,
    Forever,
    And ever,
    I will never leave you
    Alone.

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